So I'm meeting my friend Emily at the gym and, bless her heart, she gave me the wrong directions - I should have known how to get there, but whatever. So I had to make a U-turn. Being the good driver I am I surveyed the scene, made sure I was able to complete this task without causing some sort of accident or bodily harm. Deciding that there was plenty of space and time to do this I went ahead and made the move. I did notice an old run down green 4runner coming at me, but seriously he was real far away. Apparently I messed up his driving "groove" and that really ticked him off. might i add that at no time did he have to even remotely slam on or press hard on his brakes. Next thing i know he honked at me and pulled next to me. Because of that this is the face he got from me. The classic "WHAT?!" with attitude face.
This nasty middle aged man in a junky car rolls down his window and YELLS at the top of his lungs
Then I got my senses back and my astonishment turned to
Gut wrenching laughter.
I seriously could not believe that he had just yelled that at me. I mean my friends and i say that to each other all the time, but I've never actually had someone yell it at me and really mean it. Maybe that has happened behind my back, I'm sure it has, but not to my face. it's a shocking experience, but in the end brought a smile to my face. Cause if i was having a bad day that guy's was way worse. I bet he just has a bad life cause no self respecting man looks like him and talks like that. Well angry man in the ugly green 4runner i hope you read this and repent cause that was very mean!
*Pictures taken after the fact. I know some of you get nervous when I photograph in the car.
9 comments:
Simply brilliant! I love the after-the-fact pics, they illustrate your experience perfectly. I think that's going to catch on, and you'll be soley responsible for a whole new world of blogging....
And another thing. 3 posts in one day takes the cake. You saved 3 trees today.
OMJ (Oh my Jonas) if you didn't know that made my day. I'm glad you got a kick out of a guy yelling that at you because I wouldn't. Awesome posts today
i seriously love the photos... thank you so much. haha
So your story totally reminded me of something that happened to me a few years ago. I was driving along and noticed a creepy older guy driving in a beat up car beside me. It was hot and I had my windows rolled down, as did he. When we both reached a red light he started shouting at me and I looked over trying to understand what he was saying. Finally he said it slow and clear(and extra perverty) -"Youuuuuu aaaaaaaare veeeeeeeeryyyyyyy preeeeeeettyyyyyy". I think I would have preferred "stupid whore". I'm still traumatized.
I laughed out loud at the post brookita, well done! It pretty much made my day. I am very happy that you didn't burst into tears as I would have. But seriously who does that? How can someone be so pathetic as to yell at a cute young girl, people can be lame, but I'm glad you had a better attitude about it than I would have.
You are just so beautiful!
ha!ha!ha! I am still laughing that was so funny!!!! I think I have had a similar experience once myself....
ha!ha!ha! I am still laughing that was so funny!!!! I think I have had a similar experience once myself....
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